I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
