it hurts more in the daytime
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
whose parrot is this?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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