found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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