My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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