Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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