I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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