he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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