fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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