I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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