There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
i think i just lost a toe
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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