bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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