i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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