they need to just BURY HIM!
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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