why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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