People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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