Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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I just want nice things and good sex
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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