it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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