But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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