Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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