He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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