I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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