Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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