So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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