WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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