His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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