what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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