This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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