Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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