You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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