Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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