she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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