i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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