i think i have herpe
just one?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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