im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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