My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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