Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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