ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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