your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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