haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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