my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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