oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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