I wish I only lived at night.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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