Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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