STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
ttyl tear gas
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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