I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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