oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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