We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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