ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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