Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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