I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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