are you still at the devil's house?
My pussy is not your playground.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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