I wish I could punch you in the face.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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