i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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