My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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