guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
ugly people sure do ruin things
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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