i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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