Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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