he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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