Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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