i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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